Ask Arty's Red Armani Boxer Shorts

I wish the elf would stop that. It will damage my waistband.

xoxo,

Armani

I think I still have time to draw asks before Master Artemis throws me in the laundry basket. (Oh, the horror!) Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

xoxo,

Armani

No. But I can show you.

And it usually leads to this.

xoxo,

Armani

Any rivalries between you and the other boxers?
Anonymous

Of course there isn’t. They know they wouldn’t even come close to me. It’s an added bonus that the elf is fond of me as well.

xoxo,

Armani

Does the carpet match the curtain?
Anonymous

According to that one pair of knickers I had a fling with the other night, yes. Yes, it does.

xoxo,

Armani

Can I lick you and/or your contents?

You may not lick me. I have just been washed. No saliva on me, please. You can try licking my content, but you will be faced by an angry elf and a huge gun. Just a warning.

xoxo,

Armani

What do you like to do when you're not covering Arty's hot body, Mr. Armani?
Anonymous

I try to flirt with the elf’s knickers. I tried my master’s technique once and kidnapped the lacy black one so we can be alone under the bed. So far unsuccessful. Knickers do not like to be kidnapped and brought under a creaking furniture.

xoxo,

Armani

Could you please describe from your point of view the first time we all saw you, when Artemis and Holly had to be half-naked because of the time travel?
Anonymous

Whoo, it was tight during that scene. Oh, hot damn, elf, I really felt you.

xoxo,

Armani

Oh, come on, fandom.

Surely you have curious perversions about my master that need immediate satisfying?

Oops, I forgot to enable anon. Now, don’t be shy. You can be anonymous!

Ask me.

xoxo,

Armani

I must be dreaming for this to actually exist.

Question time: How was your first time meeting Artemis?

Ah, it was… love at first sight. He was, however, feeling a bit shy when purchasing me. It was understandable, of course, since he was going through puberty for the first time and purchasing new undergarments to accommodate his new burgeoning experiences would make him feel uncomfortable. But he needed to do it, or else he’d have to settle for his old ones, which were getting quite tight in the centre. It was a relief for him to have me, that was undeniable; I gave him the freedom to stand erect.

xoxo,

Armani